Bank Swirled would like to apologize for the dreadful design of this website. The good people of Satyam had been contracted to create www.bankswirled.org 2.0 but an unfortunate story of payola, drugs, prostitutes, money laundering, Swiss bank accounts and overcooked chicken curry led to the demise of the promised website---overbudget and late (like most projects). Mid-project our counterparts at Satyam were indisposed and turned their focus to information security. We thought we had paid the Satyam Management Team enough, but apparently not. To salvage the current website, we had to hack into the ISP WebSphere Development Server through a yet undiscovered hole (thanks to OIS for the suggestion!). (Hesham, pay special attention, you can use this in an upcoming audit, I swear!) So it's not finished, and not tested, giving the exact same experience as the World Bank Intranet.

Had we looked just once at the Satyam project plan, we would have realized something would go wrong eventually: